Kinder Garten: The Real Cabbage Patch Kids, The Orphan Trains & Jeffrey Epstein’s Ghost

Whether you’re a Klu Klux Klansman from Kentucky, an Asian American techy from Seattle, or a Black Woman from Brooklyn, New York—Kindergarten is ubiquitous to the collective American experience. It’s the introductory rite of passage into the upper echelons of modern American life.

I remember my personal experience with a mixture of fond and unpleasant me…